How many times have we all heard this" could you move down please, theres plenty of room." Really? My heads stuck up some guys armpit and he had to run for the train. I must have missed that huge gap in the isle where you're likely to break your neck when the train brakes or crush someone when you fall on top of them as you have nothing to hold on to!

Now don't get me wrong. Everybody needs to get home so I don't blame them. It's the train companies and their lack of investment in providing more coaches for us to travel in. They are the ones at fault.

Oh well at least we can look forward to a relaxing evening of great tv as the trains aren't delayed today. Oh, hold on a minute...

VENT